There is nothing I hate
more than group projects.
A group of unwilling students
usually breaks down like this:
The person who goofs off (and does nothing).
The person who does all the work.
The person who contributes ideas (and does nothing).
The person who talks to the other groups (and does nothing).
Everyone picked me to be the “leader”
because they thought I’m “smart.”
I’m not smart. Just quiet.
Too quiet to tell the goof-off and the talker to shut up.
Too quiet to tell the contributor her ideas suck.
Too quiet to say I hate group projects.