THE ARCHIVES: Chapter 135

Diversions and Rumors

Diversion 1
Someone set a stink bomb
under the biggest set of stairs
in the school.
They blamed me.
Diversion 2
Two juniors got suspended
for having sex in one
of the bathrooms by the gym.
Rumor 1
The Archivist is a lesbian.
(I couldn’t figure out how they
came up with that one.)
Rumor 2
Gary is a faggot.
(I was not sure how they
came up with that one either.)
Diversion 3
Liz’s brother’s fiancée
got pregnant. Liz is thrilled
about being an aunt.
(Sarcasm.)
Rumor 3
Lindsey and my crush
broke up.
I could not care less.

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